My Ebenezer

What does a redneck do when the remote control batteries die?

You tie a piece of yarn to the plug so that you can at least watch tv while you’re in bed. You won’t be able to change channels or adjust volume, but when you’re ready to go to sleep, you just give a good tug on the yarn and out comes the plug – which turns off the tv.

I wish I could take credit for this ingenius design, but the credit goes to Daddy-O. I’d make fun of it, but I was the one who used it. LOL